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quantasee's avatar

That was inspiring John.

My apologies, I couldn't resist.

There was an old lady...who became a mess.

A millennial child raised on PBS.

She followed the herd to university,

And soaked in their version of diversity.

There was an old lady...her name was Karen.

She foresook men and kept herself barren,

Experimenting with drugs and going on benders,

She swallowed the fad and explored other genders.

She changed her name from Karen to Bob

And pursued instead an NGO job.

She gravitated naturally to activism

Learning protest and leftwing catechism,

Where failing upward was enabled

With help from teams in Soro's stable.

In time, the hormones wrecked her health

And the covid befell her career and wealth.

There was an old lady, once her, now him.

Whose prospects have become quite dim.

The moral to the story, honey,

As the Iron Lady once said

'Eventually you run out of other people's money',

But rest easy now, you have MAID in your bed.

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Alice's avatar

Funny!😊

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Al Knock's avatar

👏👏👏Have a very Merry Christmas John!

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Robert Roper's avatar

Ha!

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the lilac dragonfly's avatar

I missed it because Leigh talked me into being a vendor at the event, which I did on Friday. Someone said the sessions were being recorded, but the person who recorded only went on Saturday … and I heard (and recorded) all those.

I was hoping for a recording of your presentation, but at least I got to read the song … and I can imagine you singing it. ;)

It would be funny if it weren’t so sad and true…

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